Twelve Things You
Probaby Didn't Know About Your Teacher
Did You Know That Your
Teacher . . .
(1) . . . can say the
(2) . . . can say, "Help
me, I have an ax stuck in my head" in six languages?
(3) . . . did missionary
work in Mexico when he was eighteen?
(4) . . . has used "I
Love Texas" mugs to bribe librarians at the British
Museum to get extra time with manuscripts?
(5). . . has been kicked
by more cattle than any other humanities professor emerging
from the University of Oregon?
(6) . . . owns a collection
of over 500 vampire movies on VHS and DVD, including films
from Italy, Mexico, China, and France?
(7) . . . is allergic
to chalk dust?
(8) . . . once met Stephen
(9) . . . has lived
in seven states including Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Oregon,
Washington and Tennessee?
(10) . . . has never
(11) . . . once led
his high school in a walk-out to protest Oklahoma education
policies in 1990?
(12) . . . once lived
behind a mortuary because he was too poor as a graduate
student to find better accomodations?